- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Pickles are powerful

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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