Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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the game

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Anti Joke

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