- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Whats green? The color green.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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