- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

the game

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

say it ten times fast: oh

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Fat? Jesse Z

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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