- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Click here to end the world.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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