the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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