- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

honest politician

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Women's rights.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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