- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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