What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

here's a joke... the american education society

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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