Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Feminism

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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You just read this ..

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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