- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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