- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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