Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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