What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What is square and grey? A grey square.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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