What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

why wont me daughter eat my feces

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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