How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Knock Knock Who did that?

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

women's rights

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

black people

wenis

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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