Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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your so fat. your fat!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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