- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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