Nobody cares maddie!

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

whats gay and american? a gay american

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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