Beka has AIDS

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Bob Saget that is all

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Sarah Palin.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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