- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ecks! why zee?

Poker? I barely even know her.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

I hate blackniggers

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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