What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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I love you

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Anti Joke

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