- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

class is canceled. My professor died.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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