- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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