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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Of course, first door on your left

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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