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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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