What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Indians

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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