- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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