How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

willam dafoe

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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