A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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