What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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this is stupid .... yep

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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