The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Chicken

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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