- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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