Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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PENIS

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Anti Joke

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