- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Girls Lacrosse.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Okay.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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