- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

im saul and i love cock

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Matthew Wyckoff

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

How about that airline food?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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