How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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