- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

I'm sn otter

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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