- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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