- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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