- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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