Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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