Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

women's rights

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

you see theres this guy.

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