- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??