I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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This is not funny.

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Anti Joke

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