what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Ready for something funny? nothing

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

how much fish could a chicken

What is funnier than 24 69

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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