Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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