- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

c-? men, C-men

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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