There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

hey hey apple

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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