- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Waseem is a hard worker.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

13 =B you just learned something

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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