- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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