- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

poopy is poopy

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

pretty soon we'll all be dead

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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