- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

why did you poop because you are a poop

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

So these two girls have a cup .

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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