Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

cory

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Jordan is pregant

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Blake wilkeys hair style

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Knock Knock Who's there

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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