- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

how do you win a game try your best

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Chick Norris... Enough said

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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