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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How would you rule?

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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