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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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