- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What fires shots? A gun

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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