- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's the difference between a duck?

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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