- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Woman rights.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

The EPA.

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