- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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