- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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