Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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http://www.com/

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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